ABOUT CANNIBAL 4H
For newcomers, this is a tale intended only for adults. Let me repeat that.
This story is for adults only. If you are a minor go away. If reading this
story would in any way violate the local laws, rules, regulations, morals or
customs where you live go away. There are many other more edifying stories to
be found elsewhere, stories that would be more appropriate to your age and legal
status.
Now, to round out this warning, if you are an adult and have stumbled across
this continuing story for the first time take note: This is not Rebecca of
Sunnybrook Farm. This is an intense story of the raising of humans as livestock
and the consumption of human flesh.
Cannibal 4H or C4H as it has come to be known on the newsgroups chronicles the
adventures of two young people, Joey Geryon and his girlfriend Linda Sue and
their adventures in raising human cattle. It contains violence, death, family
tragedy, sex of all shades and stripes and people eating people. This tale is
not to everyone's taste. If you have the slightest idea that you might be
offended by the contents of this story, please read no further. As the Judge
would say "caveat lector:" let the reader beware.
As always, my thanks to Neuralmancer for allowing me to assume the mortgage on
his farm.
Eurytion
Our story so far:
In Chapter One: A New Project by Neuralmancer --- we meet Joey who lives on a
human cattle ranch owned by his father. His girlfriend, Linda Sue, uses her
feminine charm to convince Joey's dad to allow Joey to raise and enter a human
cattle in the upcoming judging at the Cannibal 4H fair.
In Chapter Two: The Fair by Neuralmancer --- Joey and Linda Sue take their human
cow to the fair. Watching the activities in the butchering tent leads them to an
afternoon of carnal delight, followed by a repast of medium done portions of
human cattle thigh and rump well covered with barbecue sauce, onions and
mushrooms. Joey envisions Linda Sue rotating about a cooking flame.
In Chapter Three: The Slaughtering by Eurytion --- we find Joey and Linda Sue on
their way to Japan, reminiscing about their first Cannibal 4H fair. We meet Al
Crenshaw, owner of Crenshaw Superior Meats who has bought Joey's blue
ribbon-winning cow. Joey and Linda Sue lend a hand in the slaughtering.
In Chapter Four: A Maverick's Conversion by Eurytion --- Linda Sue catches
Valerie, Joey's thirteen year old neighbour who has a huge crush on Joey without
her identification badge. Under the fair's rules, that makes her a maverick to
be claimed by the first person who finds her. Linda Sue relinquishes her claim
to Joey who reluctantly decides to have the youngster converted by McCains into
livestock for his new human veal venture.
In Chapter Five: A Brother's Visit by Eurytion --- Cow 701's former brother
Billy and Joey patch up a friendship strained by Valerie's conversion. Billy,
acting on the advice of his grief counsellor, participates in the feeding of 701
and enjoys his former sister's oral ministrations. We learn, to achieve
"closure" his entire family has "to be there when they butcher her and then we
have to help eat her."
In Chapter Six: Evaluations and Judgments by Eurytion --- Linda Sue is sized up
by a professional and given a passing grade. Cow 701 passes a father's muster as
does her owner. And we learn of Joey's final promise to Valerie.
In Chapter Seven: At the Fair by Eurytion --- Cow 701 arrives at the fair.
Linda Sue models spits for a special barbecue. And Joey tips his hand.
In Chapter Eight: A Fijian Feast by Eurytion --- Cow 701 pleases the judges
while Linda Sue pleasures the cook. Billy learns the true meaning of finger
licking good and a trip to the South Seas is contemplated.
In Chapter Nine: Patty's Lesson by Eurytion --- Another young girl learns a
valuable lesson and Joey is given an idea for a new branch of the business.
In Chapter Ten: Reaching Closure by Eurytion --- Although it's hard, Joey keeps
his promise to Valerie. Linda Sue dispatches one adversary only to meet a more
formidable foe. Despite the recovery of a missing item, Valerie loses her head.
Taking a cue from the rest of the family, Billy advances relations with his
cousin Terri.
In Chapter Eleven: The Sunday Dinner by Eurytion --- The Hewitts say goodbye to
Valerie while Linda Sue suggests a family replacement.
In Chapter Twelve: The Plot Advances by Eurytion --- Joey suggests Terri and
Linda Sue engage in a game of horse. A sparkling new friendship is formed while
an almost cow plots revenge.
In Chapter Thirteen: The War Begins by Eurytion --- Anneliese strikes her first
blow against human cattle ranching while an old friend of her aunt's frets about
the future.
In Chapter Fourteen: The Eyes Have It by Eurytion --- A brush with incontinence
leads Anneliese to stumble upon her inamorata.
In Chapter Fifteen: The Pinto Project by Eurytion --- Joey goes dotty over a new
undertaking.
In Chapter Sixteen: At The Stables by Eurytion --- We visit Kyner Stables to
find a home for Terri and Linda Sue.
In Chapter Seventeen: Through the Microscope of Dreams by Eurytion --- We look
at the hidden occurrences in the souls of our main characters.
In Chapter Eighteen: In Training by Eurytion --- A pair of new ponies are put
through their paces preparatory to the Chiron Cup races.
In Chapter Nineteen: A Marriage Ends by Eurytion --- We learn more about the
legal system and watch a marriage terminate.
In Chapter Twenty: A Day at The Races by Eurytion --- Joey closes in on the Cup
while others close in on the finish line.
